‘Renewable Energy Humor’ Archives
More Green Jokes
Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. Al Gore One minute some impressive figure like Al Gore would be telling me to switch lights off; the next, I would see the Spice Girls appearing at Live Earth, and think “Well, maybe [Read More]
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU DON’T HAVE A GREEN JOB
10. You fall asleep on the job and people in hazmat suits wake you up. 9. Interviewer asks if you can type, get coffee, and resist toxic waste. 8. You’re paid in baby seal pelts. 7. You take a lot of “before” photographs that involved undeveloped land and happy, [Read More]
Yet More green Jokes
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb at a Sierra Club meeting? Five to talk about in committee, one to argue that we shouldn’t be wasting the electricity, and one to screw the damn thing in! —– How many people does it take to screw in a [Read More]
Green Jokes
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. [Read More]
Global warming jokes
“Here’s good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn’t he? … President Bush says he’s really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, [Read More]
Dick Cheney’s 10 tips to conserve energy
May 10, 2001 | As vice president and head of President Bush’s task force on energy, people ask me all the time, “Dick, what can I do to conserve energy?” First, I tell them that conservation may be a sign of personal virtue, but it is not a sufficient [Read More]
